Making Veterans Sexy Again

Years and years ago, I had a bier collection.  Yes, 'bier'.  The only 'beer' in my collection was Harley Davidson beer.  You see 'bier' is what I call good beer.  It is like Champaine rather than sparkling wine or bourbon rather than whiskey.  Yes, daddy likes his bubbles now and then.  That bourbon mixes with coke.  My system was easy.  I'd buy a six pack of some crazy overpriced bier, drink five and save one.  The exception was the Harly Davidson 'heavy beer'.  I drank one and saved five.  That stuff wasn't bier.  It wasn't even beer.  Ah, but it was Harley Davidson so I had to try it.

The prize of my collection was a bottle made by some sect of monks somewhere.  That bier had settlement in the bottom of each bottle. I do not know if it was an extra special good bier, but it was made my monks and had the settlement to prove it.  It is kind of like what the protagonist in the movie Fight Club.  He knows the glasses are made by a real glass blower by the bubbles trapped in the glass.

These things, the premium valued products in part obtain their value because they are sexy.  Bier made by an order of monks is sexy.  Glass with bubbles trapped inside is sexy.  Made in China is not sexy even in China.  Made in America used to be sexy.  I guess it still is with motorcycles.  President Putin's motorcycle club, the Knight Wolves, seem to prefer Harley Davidsons.  But I assure you the preferred bier of President Putin's friends in Night Wolves MC do not prefer much else from the United States.  Certainly not the carbonated urine the U.S. calls beer.  Not even when it is called Harley Davidson beer.  It is not sexy.

My plan is to make Made in America sexy again.  How much more 'made in America' is there than made in America by a disabled American veteran?  I am going to make the terms 'American Veteran' and 'American Made' sexy again.

Why?
Because I am a sexy Viking!

I am also a cookie pirate.  But that is another story..